Friend: Surrogate mothers get 14,999
Me: Sometimes more than that! My dad told me I should do it.
Friend: Umm…your dad is out of order for that one.
Me: Haha, for real!
Friend: I would have a strict “no pictures/no seeing the baby” rule.
Me: I would have a strict “lets’ pretend I’m not a surrogate” rule.
Friend: Hahaha. It would be like the contemporary Mary. Contemporary immaculate conception (minus baby Jesus).